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Letters to Pastor: 1. Dear Pastor.. 2. Halo On Too Tight!! 3. Good Preachers Gone Bad??

PREACH IT (sermonizing)
- Grumpy Altar Calls
- The 'You Better Watch Out' sermon
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- Responsive Mumbling - Now I lay me down to sleep?
- The Bible Expositor - Zip it pastor
- Sermon of IRONY - God the Father v. Godfather?
- Fiend
Day - Spiritual Giants - Praying for Jesse V
- Steroid
enhanced sermons?
- Gone
Fishing - Going Fishing
- EULOGY
gone bad - Silence of the Lambs?
- Auctioneer Altar Calls
- Semons and other jokes - assessments?


STYLE POINTS
- FULL OF
.. something - Pastorcize - GLORY preacher
-
Preachin BOLD & LOUD - Father O'Dreary
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DON'T MINCE WORDS
- Popped a button - 55 not 56!
- Burn CDs and BURN !- Poser Pastors
- Sermons that'll make your Uterus drop!

PREACHING OUTSIDE THE BOX
- Better Cheddar sermons
- Preachin with HAT ON? - Cyber Pastors
- You want the TRUTH? - Ex Mobster
- The Purpose Driven Poultry Preacher
- Hell Fire Sermons by SNOWMEN
- The Preacher Creature
- The Sulking Bear



PASTOR TOUGH GUYS
- Eternal Security giving - Malitia Ministers - Biker Preacher - Popeye the Preacher Man - Biker Believer
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PASTORAL CANDIDATES
-
Yes, I see that hand - Telling jokes

A PIECE OF YOUR MIND
Hey Preacher Man.. wannna know what I think?
- I want to be a pastor just like you

- Hey preacher, try making a point
- Hey preacher, I won't be ignored!
- Hey preacher, No more hell fire sermons please
- Hey preacher, I don't like your wife
- Hey preacher, your teeth are YELLOW
- Hey preacher, we need a JUMBOTRON
- Hey preacher, Is that you? (anesthesiologist)

- Voo Doo Dolls? that's not exhortation!
- NIV in a KJV crowd?

- I hear VOICES - Pants em!! - Oxymoron

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THE MAN OF MANY HATS
- Greetings


- Geek the Preach, & Geek meets Greek

- Adult Bookstore - Typo Newsletter
- Man of many hats - Crowd Control
- Wild & Crazy - Steroid Testing, and
getting the HOOK



STAFF MEETINGS
Paul visits your staff meeting
- Business MOSH PITS
- That was TOO MUCH - Corporate Sponsors?

MONEY MGMT.
- Eternal Security Giving - Pastor Poker Night

THEOLOGIES?
- No!.. the answer has always been NO!

BAPTISM CARTOONS

and finally.. THERE WILL BE A QUIZ



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KEY SCRIPTURES OF INSPIRATION FOR THE BACK PEW
(1) Love God.. love others.. Mt. 22:37-39 (2) Trust God with all your heart.. Pr. 3:5-6
(3)
The Lord is my Shepherd.. Ps.23 (4) Dwell on what is true, honorable, and pure.. Phil 4:8


 
 
 

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