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Letters to Pastor: 1. Dear Pastor.. 2. Halo On Too Tight!! 3. Good Preachers Gone Bad??

PREACH IT (sermonizing)
Grumpy Altar Calls
- The 'You Better Watch Outsermon 

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- Responsive Mumbling - Now I lay me down to sleep?
- The Bible Expositor - Zip it pastor
- Sermon of IRONY - God the Father v. Godfather?
Fiend 
Day - Spiritual Giants - Praying for Jesse V 
Steroid
 enhanced sermons?
Gone 
Fishing - Going Fishing
EULOGY
 gone bad - Silence of the Lambs?
Auctioneer Altar Calls 

- Semons and other jokes - assessments?
 

STYLE POINTS
FULL OF
.. something - Pastorcize - GLORY preacher
Preachin BOLD & LOUD - Father
 O'Dreary
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DON'T MINCE WORDS 
- Popped a button - 55 not 56!
Burn CDs and BURN !- Poser Pastors
- Sermons that'll make your Uterus drop!

PREACHING OUTSIDE THE BOX
Better Cheddar sermons
- Preachin with HAT ON? - Cyber Pastors
- You want the TRUTH? - Ex Mobster
- The Purpose Driven Poultry Preacher
- Hell Fire Sermons by SNOWMEN 
- The Preacher Creature 
- The Sulking Bear

 

PASTOR TOUGH GUYS
Eternal Security giving - Malitia Ministers - BikerPreacher - Popeye the Preacher Man - Biker Believer
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PASTORAL CANDIDATES
YesI see that hand - Telling jokes
 

A PIECE OF YOUR MIND
Hey Preacher Man.. wannna know what I think?
- I want to be a pastor just like you

- Hey preacher, try making a point
- Hey preacher, I won't be ignored!
- Hey preacher, No more hell fire sermons please
- Hey preacher, I don't like your wife
- Hey preacher, your teeth are YELLOW
- Hey preacher, we need a JUMBOTRON 
- Hey preacher, Is that you? (anesthesiologist)

Voo Doo Dolls? that's not exhortation! 
NIV in a KJV crowd? 

- I hear VOICES - Pants em!! - Oxymoron

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THE MAN OF MANY HATS 
Greetings

Geek the Preach, & Geek meets Greek 

Adult Bookstore - Typo Newsletter
- Man of many hats - Crowd Control
Wild & Crazy Steroid Testing, and
getting the HOOK

STAFF MEETINGS
Paul visits your staff meeting
- Business MOSH PITS
- That was TOO MUCH - Corporate Sponsors?

MONEY MGMT.
Eternal Security Giving - Pastor Poker Night

THEOLOGIES?
- No!.. the answer has always been NO!

BAPTISM CARTOONS

and finally.. THERE WILL BE A QUIZ



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