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After 40 years of wandering in the wilderness, Israel is preparing to to move on over to the promised land and transition from Moses running the shoe to Joshua.  For 40 years Moses teaches Israel how to behave as a collective.. as a nation.  Deuteronomy is the second teaching of the law to his people.   God did not want them to forget.

Chapter 1 retells the spies entering the promised land with a report of a great land with GREAT BIG people, and so Israel is too CHICKEN to enter. So let the WANDERING BEGIN.. and contiue for 40 years.

king ogChapter 3, the Battle of Bashan is retold where King Og and his army is defeated. I don't know why it is noted, but the bed of King Og  was made of Iron, and it was 13' long and 6' wide.  King Og was truly THE MATTRESS KING.

later in chapter 3 (v 23-29) God declares Moses will not be entering the Promised Land. 

 

4:41-43 Kill and Live 

AN OBEDIENT PEOPLE

4: O-bay?, oh, obey.

EAT, DON'T EAT
14:13 Don't eat kites?
14:17 Bat Kabobs!! 
14:19 Don't eat mosquitos but they can eat you 
14:21 Roadkill laws 

A PROPER SACRIFICE 
17:1-2 Sacrifice with nothing wrong with it
17:1-2 Sheep Zit 
17:1-2 Sheep without floss? 



STONINGS AND AX-INGS
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17:7 Everybody must get stoned!!
19:5 It was an AX-ident

MURDER SHE WROTE!!
21:1-9 A Murder Mystery!
21:10-14 The spoils of war and BABES!

ENVIRONMENTALISTS

20:19 Tree friends?
21:18-21 Tough Love for kids?? 

AAA ROAD SIDE ASSISTANCE
 
22:4 Caution, ox fallen!!
22:10 Ox & Donkey Plowing? 

lordwalksthruyourcampA CLEAN CAMP IS A HAPPY CAMP
 
23:9 Bring a tent stake

23:12-14 WATCH YOUR STEP 

23:19-20 Zero Down, Zero % Interest!!

BEAUTY SECRETS?
25:8-9 Miriam's pale beauty?

A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN
31:1-7 Everybody meet Josh, Josh meet everybody.

Moses King of Pop!! 

32: Moses song 
32: Everyone's a critic 
33: Moses Blessing 
34: Good Bye Moses!!

  

 

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