Elijah exits, Elisha enters along with a number of other stories to round out this fine book of the bible. 1:1-15 Elijah chars 102!! you think they would have learned their lesson sooner.
Later Gator!.. Hasta Lavista Baby!
2:11 Then up up and away in his beautiful chariot of fire... TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, Elijah was out with a flash without his cash.
Hasta Lavista Baby!!Gone in 60 seconds!! To Infinity and Beyond!Helloooo Heaven
The New Kid in Town.. Elisha!So Elijah is promoted to Heaven.. NICE!.. and Elisha was now in charge, and .. BALD, but don't stare. It was told in 2:23-24 a group of some smart alec kids who taunted old chrome dome Elisha who in turn cursed the boys who were then eaten by wild bears.
4 Black Gold, Texas Tea? 4:8-17 Shunammite Woman 4:38-41 Bad Stew Day!! 5 Naaman dunked in Jordan 6:1-7 Axhead floats.. like rootbeer but heavier
Goodbye Jezebel!!9:30-37 Jezebel dies!! (HOORAY!!)
Good King Jehu 10:18-27 Baal Extravaganza & Ice Cream Social
18:27 Potty Mouth 19:35 187,000 are Terminated!!