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David Dies as the book of 1st Kings begins...

David's son SOLOMON  enters the scene as king.. living life LARGE and in CHARGE!
Solomon was one of those guys that had it all. Brains and Chicks dig him too. 700 Wives, and 300 ‘Interns’.and a HONEY-DO-LIST( 1000 of em) that would not quit.

Solomon’s lived by the motto.. Work SMARDER not HARDER. He was a Renaissance Man understanding there was wisdom to be found in DAYTIME TVYou see Solomon was the undisputed champ of Jeopardy, Let's Make a Deal, The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game.

He was a combination of Dr. Phil and James Dobson , the originator of The People's Court, and was everybody’s first choice of ‘life line’ on Who wants to be a Millionaire. Solomon authored many books of wisdom and the Song of Solomon where he shared his deep understanding of The Fairer Sex because… Solomon was a Heart Throb!

After Solomon..
Ben Hur, prophet chew toys, and

a Good King with Bad Feet?

4:8 Ben Hur?? yes Ben Hur
12:11 Make a better Whip 

12:29 Jeroboam and his golden calves
13:1-6 Don't point your finger at me!! 
13:26 Prophet becomes chew toy.. (news at 11) 
15:9-23 King Asa.. good king, bad feet 
16:1-4 Jehu breaks bad news to bad king

Ahab, Jezebel, and Elijah

16:30-33 Ahab marries Jezebel 
17:2-6 Elijah fed by ravens? 
17:10-16 Elijah is fed by woman 

Showdown at the OK Corral? 

18 - Don't pray harder pray.. smarder!! 
18 - The art of Prophet taunting 
18 - Prophet trash talk - He got game! 
18:38 How many Baal prophets does it take?
18:38 Beef Sushi by Baal
18:38 Beef Sushi v Well Done 
18:38-40ish Breaking that awkward silence.
18:40 A Kodak moment? 
18:46 Elijah races the chariots 
19:2 Jezebel tries diplomacy? 
Jezebel the Grump 
19 Elijah has a low moment 

The last of Ahab

20:28-29 bad king+small army+God= VICTORY 
20:35-36 Hit me!! (1st try)
20:37 Hit me!! (2nd try)
22:34-38 Ahab dies!!

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